Hi there everyone!
This is my first attempt at blogging so stay tuned for awkward hilarity to ensue, because I am also slightly computer illiterate. Sounds riveting eh? The purpose of this blog is to share my life experience so far as a ex single mom, a newly engaged 30 something ,and how having two kids 8 years apart ( Girl is 10, boy is 1and a half) has doomed me to an eon of being neck deep in the everyday nitty gritty of child rearing! It will also serve as a way to share my experiences in the seedier less talked about aspects of parenthood. Like how I am too old to wear body glitter any more and it sucks. About body issues ,low self esteem, mild depression and or hysteria ,peeing whilst sneezing and a host of other issues that come with mommyhood. I also will share some of the absurd and slightly risque thoughts that comprise my inner monologue , If you don't like the idea of humor that makes you cringe ,or is so wrong it's right , I may not be your cup of tea. I will also be ranting about how being someone's mom changes how we as a society view ourselves . Especially the revelation I had when my daughter found it hard to conceive I had a life before she was born (when I was 26), full of people she has never met and stuff I did without her. I was cool once, I went to concerts once, I read books on philosophy and a million other obscure intellectual topics because I  wanted to,I went to parties,I had boyfriends,I went to college, worked a million jobs had a million friends ,got tattoos wore body glitter, and that's just the tip of the ice berg! AND I WOULDN'T GO BACK FOR A BILLION DOLLARS! I love my kids with the intensity of a million burning hot suns, and I will also be expounding about the joy those little spawn bring me on a daily basis, they give me purpose! (and a reason to stay outta jail lol). It's about the perfect imperfection of passionate parenting and trying to reclaim a little bit of my coolness along the way. By the way I sometimes forgo all attempts at correct capitalization and comma usage ect.....so just go with the flow,it will all be spelled correctly, i'm just a lazy typer to be truthful and was cursed with tiny baby hands  (not freakishly so , get that image outta your mind.) plus I am the Queen of run on sentence's , so off with your head if you don't like it.I'm also going to maybe talk a little politics , some light religion( If you believe in something that's beautiful just don't push it on me or it will get ugly up in here lol) and maybe discuss some currant events...I may just post a pms driven rant about my cramps ,or rail about how I want to go bigfoot hunting and storm chasing and NO ONE will take me because they can't handle the truth or a little wind. Anyhoo I'm not all wierd I am a girl scout leader and a rabid Martha Stewart fan so I hope there will be a little something for everyone to relate to! The world is full of magnificent and unique people ,and I can't wait to communicate with the ones that made it through this post ! My next post will delve deeper into the hot mess that is me....seriously it's like the 7th level of hell right now outside,but more balmy I imagine hell is like the "dry heat" in Arizona.
Stay Cool my friends! 

• yo'mama